-I like the new Jello commercial. The orange globs jiggling makes me giggle.
-Being southern instantly makes me stupid.
-Being a redhead instantly makes me a slut.
-Being single makes me untrustworthy around husbands and boyfriends.
-I don't understand alot of what's out on the internet. It's not that I'm stupid, it just doesn't make any sense. The wild ramblings of seemingly normal people. I search through blogs looking for something interesting to read, maybe something funny, or inspiring. All I find is crap. Not that I think I'm writing anything profound, but it's better than most of the crap floating around. But this my crap, so of coarse I think it's better than others.
-What is it with men thinking they look sexy no matter how old, fat and bald they get? I saw a guy walking down the mall, beer gut hangin out, hair line starting at the back of his neck, thinking he was the stud. Maybe 20 years and 100 suitcases of Bud ago he was cute, but now he's just a joke.
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